I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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