We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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