we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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