So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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