super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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