I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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