i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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