butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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