Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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