haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
