so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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