SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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