your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You ever have a fart follow you around?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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