I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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