hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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