remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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