I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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