we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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