i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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