Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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