Soap is not a condiment
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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