come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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