Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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