I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm really into asian looking animals
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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