you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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