school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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