I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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