she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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