oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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