I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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