My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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