I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I can't turn off my feet"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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