Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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