8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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