i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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