That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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