i think i have herpe
just one?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
FUCK WHALES
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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