And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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