ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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