So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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