she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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