I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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