I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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