I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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