Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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