i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My ass is underappreciated
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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