I hate your face
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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