I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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