we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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