So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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