You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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