too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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