Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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