Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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